Stump Licker

Oral sex, when a female or male goes down and swallows the stump
Hey Bro you see that fat girl over there? Yeah she's hot! Well the other night at the stroke and choke I saw her giving Grimey the old stump licker and he was blowing a fan in her ass. Then he started yelling eat that load you little bitch there is a lot more where that came from you dick kisser!!!
by Frank Grimes December 07, 2006
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stump grinder

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.
My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.
by desert ace, stroker ace May 14, 2011
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Spunk-A-Stump

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.
Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.
by Carpoolio September 18, 2008
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lyric stump

When you are producing words for a song (or something like that) and you all of a sudden lack any quality in your lyrics or genuinely can't think of any, this is called a lyric stump and it is a very common problem among all types of musicians, and some solutions involve:
Listening to Music
Reading something
Painting or looking at other paintings
You get the idea.

This will often happen if you are changing how you are singing about something and/or what you are singing about.
An example of a lyric stump:
He knocks on Satan's door
Delivers whom he bore
And...And..err...Damn it! I was getting somewhere with this!
by diamondmanizzle3 August 02, 2013
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Game stump

A game stump is when you maximize your skill in a short period of time. You will play as you did when you had peaked, but decrease in your ability to be able to play like that for long periods of time. Then you will focus too hard and crash.
Dude, I had a game stump during yesterdays match; pretty wild how we all have those sometimes.
by xXX_R4INCH3CKM4S73R42069_XXx January 17, 2021
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stump chewer

person 1 ;"i hear martin's been promoted". person 2 "yeah it helps being a stump chewer".
by trainface May 01, 2011
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stump puncher

A bloke who consistently bangs below their achievable standard.
Eg:

- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
by BadAzzStandards December 28, 2017
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