Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020

stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 12, 2014

Stump Hole Water

Another name for moonshine.

Hey Ed, gimme some of that stump hole water.

by Fernando22 April 19, 2009

Stump-Punch

A freshly-dismembered individual's hilariously desperate attempt to defend themselves against their attacker(s).

Karl found himself trying to stump-punch his way out of being a meal for the backwoods cannibals before passing out from blood loss: he went GREAT with the moonshine.

by toolsquatch May 16, 2009

Stump the pump

When you are unable to produce cum during intercourse

Man last night I had whiskey dick and it really did "stump the pump."

by repptile56 April 19, 2014

Stump Fuck

The act of fucking someones stump once you have chopped off their head

off the mighty boosh

I chopped his head off and fucked his stump, therefore i did a Stump Fuck

by mypseudonymitsjustme August 15, 2010

stump buster

A stump buster is a person who helps you break a sex drought. This person will usually be well below your normal standards for sexual partners.

1) Guess who's back boys. After that stump buster I took home last night, I'm back in the game.

by unkosan January 31, 2007