A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards
by Dolan the Duck June 1, 2018
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Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.
Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.
Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED
by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019
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The male form of "Retardijuana". Someone who acts high all the time even when they are not. Someone who laughs at everything, even if it is not funny at all.
Person 1: "Why is Billy foaming at the mouth, making weird noises, being abnormally hyper, and laughing at things that aren't funny at all?"
Person 2: "I don't know...maybe he's high?"
Person 3: "Billy wouldn't be high, he's just a retardijuano!"
Person 2: "I don't know...maybe he's high?"
Person 3: "Billy wouldn't be high, he's just a retardijuano!"
by Ferrari94 March 28, 2009
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A great way to break Awkward Silences.
A great way to break Awkward Silences.
by yourmatha July 4, 2011
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He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.
The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
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Get the retardicorn mug.When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.
"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
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