Providence

One of most depressing places to live for single people who like to socialize to broaden horizon. Lights out at 6pm and thus zero night life whatsoever. Tons of narrow-minded people with a sense of willing ignorance. Insufferably humid and gross during summer time. Sure, friendly strangers ask you ‘how are you doing’ passing by - but deep down you know there’s little chance you could meet people that could connect with you as human beings. Unprofessionalism abounds given there’s little completion. Business owners could open and close as all they wish. And strangely, in some overly priced lame-ass coffee shops, you could only get a 6oz latte as a ‘large’. There’s only one mall - providence place.

Hey, how’s life as an outsider living in Providence?

Life here in Providence can suck my dick. I’m leaving.

by Seriousdeal101 July 6, 2019

Providence Place Mall

A mall located in Providence Rhode Island where there is at least one death a month and three stabbing a a week. They aren’t classy enough for guns. White toddlers try to join gangs by stealing toys from the build a bear workshop and contemplate jumping off the balcony to avoid the don’t give a shit security. You can often find the escalators not working and a man charging $50 to clean the bottom of your shoes.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that stabbing at the providence place mall?

Person 2: No but I’m not surprised.

by PandaEdge November 1, 2021

Providence Classical Academy

A school filled with bigots and privileged white people. They also bring in pedophiles and people who still accept slavery and communism as teachers.

Dude, please never go to Providence Classical Academy it sucks ass.

by Baguettes and bread November 3, 2021

provider of protein

semen has a lot of protein...

Pratt was shocked that his friend saved her boyfriend's name as 'provider of protein'.

by H slur May 11, 2022

Providencetown Refund

When a male fucks another guy in the ass and eats his own jizz out of their partners ass as it drizzles out.

Last night I caught Howie giving Sasha a ProvidenceTown refund

by Hungry Howie 123 May 30, 2022

Providence highway Trail

The walk between Tahiti, Hooters, and possibly a yard of beer at Yard house

The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail

by Meowfthecreator October 14, 2023

Providence Plug

One partner exclaims they need to poop! The other (male) partner quickly beats them to the restroom, plugging their butthole with his wiener. Keeps it in place until a profound explosion occurs.

I told Blake I was horny, but he said he had to poop. Disappointed, I decided to give him the Providence Plug.

by TJO - DP February 13, 2025