procrastighosting

The act of waiting so long to respond to someone that it becomes too awkward or pointless to do so.

"Hey, did you ever get back to Joe about going to his party tonight?"
"No. I kept putting it off, and it's too late now."
"You're procrastighosting him?"
"I guess so."

by Sarginitial June 25, 2018

Procrastinate

ehhhh... i'll tell you later

Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.

by TheGamingSampug May 31, 2018

Procrastinate in the Panty

Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.

Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.

by Nicolishous March 1, 2019

procrastinate

Something you're doing. Also when you're not doing homework or working for a deadline when you should be.

A few weeks ago, he chose to procrastinate instead of doing his project; therefore, on the night before the due date, he had done nothing, and when he put up together his project, it was very crappy and terrible.

by Yuri AAAAA July 15, 2019

Procrastigasser

People who wait as long as possible before getting has in vehicle. Wives and girlfriends usually wait until their men fill it up.

She ran out of gas because she is a procrastigasser

by Gooder Franklin September 30, 2019

Procrastinabate

A sexual act performed by an individual while both procrastinating and masturbating simultaneously.

I could study, or I could just procrastinabate all day.

by womb raider February 6, 2020

Procrastinated

Verb.
Tense. Past, real far from progressive

Uh, I mma writ an example of procrastinated.... hey, is that a new video? Oh, the example.... later.....

by Alexlovelovelovelove but from June 2, 2020