Colonisphere

The approximately hemispherical region above the ground that forms around a person after they pass gas.

Pronounced Co-Lahn-iss-fear

"Hey, want some more broccoli?"
:Pffffft:
"Uh, no. That's okay. I'm trying to stay out of your colonisphere."
"Yeah, sorry about that."

by Sarginitial January 15, 2019

rinsewind

That smell you get after rain.

After it rains, I always love the smell.

Yeah, the rinsewind is always refreshing.

by Sarginitial February 25, 2021

brostep

A term that has been coined by "purist" dubstep fans to distinguish their preferred genre of music from anything mainstream. Like many hipster-based opinions, the only real classification that can be made to differentiate brostep from dubstep is that brostep is more popular.

The two forms of music both focus on sweeps through very low frequencies of bass and what many like to call "wub" or "womp". Or to the rest of us "What the hell is that noise? How is it at all enjoyable? You can't even dance to it!"

A remix of Cinema that was recorded by Skrillex is said to be "Brostep", but only because it thrust the genre into popularity after being used by the WWE and receiving a grammy.

by Sarginitial March 17, 2012

procrastighosting

The act of waiting so long to respond to someone that it becomes too awkward or pointless to do so.

"Hey, did you ever get back to Joe about going to his party tonight?"
"No. I kept putting it off, and it's too late now."
"You're procrastighosting him?"
"I guess so."

by Sarginitial June 25, 2018