5 definitions by womb raider

Procrastinabate

A sexual act performed by an individual while both procrastinating and masturbating simultaneously.

I could study, or I could just procrastinabate all day.

by womb raider February 7, 2020

Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 9, 2016

shawk

adjective

shy + awkward = shawk

that girl over there is so shawk.

by womb raider February 15, 2009

wet biff

A big fat poon which has just been involved in a long period of sexual activity. The hair on the poon is saturated and sticks to other areas of the poon or inside leg

Wow I fucked that bird so hard last night she had a right smelly wet biff by the time I'd finished with her

by womb raider April 11, 2016

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017