creepy pasta

they will kill you but stop making porn about them the will kill your ass

stop the porn for the creepy pasta

by sub to pewdiepie January 22, 2019

Pastanaut

Someone that loves to have pasta for dinner every day.

OMG, he's having macaroni and spaghetti for dinner every day, that guy MUST be a pastanaut!

by ChrisvB January 5, 2009

pastaking

When someone pushes your nose to the side of your face.

Bella: im gunna pastak you soooo hard!!
Carly: uve been pastaked!!!!!
Annie: have u 2 been pastaking?

by yalemnau August 16, 2009

pastages

A dish consisting of pasta and chopped sausages.

A: Totally in need of some meat relief right now.
B: I'll get the pastages started.

by essjaydee vee elljayhaitch June 28, 2011

pasta pussy

The pussy of an Italian woman

That girl Berta's got a pasta pussy.

by Lmjm4 March 14, 2014

Pasta Life

Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.

"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Pasta monkey

A rasist term for an Italian

Stefano is a pasta monkey

by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015