Family Office

An office (real or metaphorical) in which the wealth of a family or families is managed. Contrary to what JD says, a family office does not require $100M. And M stands for one million.

Yeah, he hit his FU number and now just runs his $10M family office.

by FFJD May 19, 2023

Michael Scott (The Office)

God No Please NO, NOOoooOOOOOooooooooooOXO

Stupid Michael Scott (The Office) I will kill him.

by NotStupidPerson August 27, 2019

Oral Office

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.

Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

OfficePax

Protector of the earth and destroyer of Microsoft

OfficePax put a stop to Microsoft's evil plan to rape the world.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

Office Johnny

Someone who works a menial job in an office environment.

Friend #1: So, what does Adam do for work?
Friend #2: He's just an Office Johnny at the moment, but is looking to move into plumbing.

by kyusssss July 23, 2010

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.

I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.

by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.

Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

by LPO in CA June 19, 2008