Mumped

When you lose your job because of DOGE. It is a decision made by Musk and Trump (Mump) that ends in a negative consequence. Typically these decisions are made without much research or concern for the impact to Americans.

I worked for a Christian NGO and was recently part of a major workforce reduction due to the Executive Order cutting foreign aid through USAID... I got mumped along with 100 of my colleagues who all were called to help the most vulnerable around the world.

by NALD25 May 6, 2025

Mumphs

A disease of sorts, maybe relating to red itchy bumps on the face or a variant of reaction on the skin

“Ewww that guy has mumphs”

by Throuplle October 2, 2025

Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

On Mumps

Slang for asking for ones confirmation in regards to an event that occurred.

Particularly used in the Killarney Area in Vancouver BC.

Rob: Bro my mom just died
John: Say on Mumps!

by Thegoat88 December 5, 2021

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024