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Maximum Spoolage

To turn a group of peoples frown upside-down by doing something shockingly unexpected.
Everyone was really sad after the passing of Uncle Jefro, but I knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum spoolage.
by Dr Otis Gray April 19, 2023
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MAXIMUM THRAXIUM

THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY USES PERSONALLY AS HIS GO TO. BOOFIER SMOKES ON THAT “OG DARK MATTER MAXIMUM THRAXIUM PACK” this is true by the way and I swear I’ve met BOOFIER before he told me this information trust…
THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY BE SMOKING ON IS SO FIRE, THAT SHIT BE SOME MAXIMUM THRAXIUM!”
by BOOFÏER October 22, 2023
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Tousington Maximum

One can only achieve Tousington Maximum by being the most SENDY & Ferda kid on campus. You’re so fucking tuffy and glazeable that every girl wants to give you OD dome. You instill fear in your peers because you haze your professors.
Roomate: How was your night?

Subject: She’s coming over in 5.

Roomate: Holy shit you get OD tush I think you’ve reached Tousington Maximum.

Subject: I’m himmy.
by JackCarpet321 October 1, 2025
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Ran Out all the way and to the maximum

Hey Girl, Michelle get on my nerves
Other Girl: Dont you talk to Michelle Everyday, I just saw you talking to her 2 seconds ago. You just Ran Out all the way and to the maximum
by 1800-choke dat hoe May 17, 2011
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Maximum haverdad

His head may be cold but he'll still hear you redline the gator from a mile away.
Did you see maximum haverdad? He looks fucking autistic
by goteem.56 February 14, 2019
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Maximum zootation

To be zooted to maximum proportions
Me and the neegs got to maximum zootation this weekend
by Lil cris llc October 22, 2018
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Maximum logistical space

The area needed to preform important actions, such as watching Netflix, eating food, and taking a SHIT.
We created maximum logistical space for the car ride to Vermont.
by Oxnard-dictionary's March 13, 2016
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