Maximum haverdad

His head may be cold but he'll still hear you redline the gator from a mile away.

Did you see maximum haverdad? He looks fucking autistic

by goteem.56 February 14, 2019

maximum bustosity

see also metrosexual

He's got the maximum bustosity.

by ahole December 10, 2003

Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life

The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it

by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015

maximum relic

wook slang for a close friend, acquaintance

What's up maximum relic

by rzp1 March 15, 2019

maximum faggotry

A faggot who is committing maximum faggotry. Typically named Caroline.

Dude that's like really faggoty, like maximum faggotry
Must be a Caroline

by Seniorcreep351@8 October 13, 2023

Maximum Spoolage

To turn a group of peoples frown upside-down by doing something shockingly unexpected.

Everyone was really sad after the passing of Uncle Jefro, but I knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum spoolage.

by Dr Otis Gray April 19, 2023

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021