A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.
Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:
Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).
I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)
A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)
Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).
I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)
A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)
Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)
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I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.
I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.
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if you send chainmail, you're probably a little kid, or you're just extraordinarily retarded.
Always fake. i get 82273 emails a day. 82262 are CHAINMAIL. annoying.
it makes some people believe they'll become rich or they'll die if they don't send it.
if you send chainmail, you're probably a little kid, or you're just extraordinarily retarded.
Always fake. i get 82273 emails a day. 82262 are CHAINMAIL. annoying.
it makes some people believe they'll become rich or they'll die if they don't send it.
"IF YOU DONT SEND THIS cHAIn MAIL TO 699669 PEOPLE IN 0.0000272 SECONDS a LITTLE GIRL GHOST NAMED RHINOCEROUSFATATH WILL BURST THROUGH YOUR WINDOW WITH A MOTORCYCLE AND MAKE YOU MEGA GAY"
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