The sexual act of inserting rock cocaine (Crack) into the anus and then using the partner’s hard penis to push the crack deep into the rectum, resulting in a euphoric high for the recipient.
When we came back from the Alamo tour, Amber took out some rock cocaine and said she wanted a Muzzle Load! I used my hard cock to load her ass with crack!!!
by Panama Pucker June 28, 2022
He was loaded at the age of 10, but was unsatisfied with his life as an adult and resorted to getting loaded anyway.
by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2011
While masturbating, someone unexpectedly opens the door or enters the room, causing you to explode your goo instantly and uncontrollably.
Rick was pumping away when his father opened the door, causing Rick to blow a panic load all over his keyboard.
by conform3 April 01, 2011
by Jizzman1 March 21, 2009
If your load ratio was hovering dangerously high, just get on 35 and head south to San Marcos to pad your stats.
by hornfan May 08, 2006
A random adventure taken by a person or people that are high or intoxicated that usually leads to accomplish absolutly nothing but can be quite entertaining and memorable.
What'd you do last night Huebert?
Not to much. Grayson and I smoked a fat blunt and went on a loaded mission. We ended up in Gate City projects and losing $50 in a dice game.
Not to much. Grayson and I smoked a fat blunt and went on a loaded mission. We ended up in Gate City projects and losing $50 in a dice game.
by NSEW January 10, 2009
A load of ejaculate that has been fermenting for months due to lack of sex. Similar to the consistency of a partially cooked rotting oyster.
Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.
by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023