Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 2, 2019

minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

by kitten1016 July 30, 2017

Minecraft Fanboy

A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.

Minecraft Fanboy: FoRtNitE BaD MiNeCrAfT gOoD!

Me:

by Petah Griffin February 22, 2021

Brown Bricks With Minecraft

When a celebrity or influencer tries and fails to relate to "the kids". In reference to Inspector Gadget Plays Minecraft

Sally: Did you see that guy on Instagram dabbing in 2019?

Bob: Brown Bricks with Minecraft moment, right there

by CaseyKat November 27, 2019

A Tribute to Minecraft

A YouTube video essay created by Jschlatt. Widely considered a modern masterpiece, He takes the viewer on a retrospective overview of the game Minecraft and how it left an impact on his life and maybe yours too.

Person A: "Have you seen A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Person B: "Yeah".

Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.

by malik823 February 28, 2021

Minecraft

A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.

Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack?
Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER!

by Minecrafterererererer April 23, 2011

Minecrafturbate

The act of playing Minecraft while masturbating.

I was going to do my homework last night, but I decided to minecrafturbate instead.

by Bartusi November 29, 2011