crypt keeper

That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers

If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.

by Ted monster March 7, 2015

kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area

"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"

by mankow October 30, 2009

climbers keepers

When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.

"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."

by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009

Crypt-keeper

(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.

This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.

"Whoa... she went from 'MILF' to 'cougar' to 'crypt-keeper' in a space of only three years!"

by GraysonoftheWood February 8, 2010

Keester Sutherland

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.

Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.

by Toaster66 April 28, 2006

Kester

Noun- Kester is a cigarette were the tobacco is replaced with feces and is often used as a prank by teenagers in the UK

Guy1: Bruh this isn't weed

Guy2: Yeah replaced your's with a Kester haha lol

by Red-V December 23, 2019

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 9, 2010