hoop dreams

To have dreams of having objects rammed up your asshole. See hoop

I had hoop dreams last night and feel like sticking this dildo up my ass now.

by Steven Anderson August 19, 2006

Hoop Burn

The stinging pain associated with taint rash. Caused by the contstant rubbing of your inner thighs while walking or hiking in hot weather.

Oh man, I have the worst hoop burn right now. It was so f'ing hot and humid today, and we walked for like 8 miles. The inside of my thighs look like red gummy fish.

by moselyliver May 3, 2010

HOOP SOUP

Leakage from the arse ( HOOP )

If your having a particular sweaty day, and you havent wiped your arse properly, the mixture of sweat and poop mix together to form a thicker than water kind of run down the crack of your arse sweat - Hoop Soup

by kev BROWN July 31, 2007

hoop dreams

hoop dreams basically means an unrealistic goal that will never come true.

a black guy trying to be a member of the KKK

"its hoop dreams, you're black, and its not happening

by beenyep February 6, 2014

Hoop-Surf

to engage in anal sex acts

I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!

by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

hoop train

Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop.

Remember last summer when we spit roasted that hoop train of chickens over the coals?

I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.

by BabyShanks October 14, 2010

Hoop Bro

The equivalent of a lax bro in Midwestern states, where lax bros are hard to find. A hoop bro is a guy who plays basketball and fully embraces the culture. Usually kids from wealthier neighborhoods and cities. Usually from the suburbs. Commonly found places like Indiana, the capitol of basketball, many also spend their time outside playing basketball, partying, or eating out at places like Chipotle. Many hoop bros populate the South Bend/Bloomington/Indianapolis areas of Indiana. They spend a lot of time in the gym shooting free throws or just listening to some Lupe Fiasco. Hoop bros will often get together for a quick game of 21, which usually includes the following: Gatorade, sweat, babes, rap music, basketball shorts, shirts of their high school basketball team, Jordan flip flops, and in most cases, Indiana University clothing. Many hoop bros play other high school/college sports.

Although they do not get as much poonani as a lax bro, they are the coolest guys in their school, or if it is a small town, the actual town. Famous examples of hoop bros in the NBA include: Gordon Hayward (Butler) John Wall (Kentucky) Kyle Singler (Duke) Nolan Smith (Duke) Greivis Vasquez (Maryland) Larry Bird (Indiana State) and the list keeps growing every year.

Also, there is a HUGE difference between wealthy, white hoop bros and hoop bros from rough neighborhoods. This was written in a suburbian hoop bro's point of view.

Hoop bro #1: Hey man, do you want to go shoot around at the courts up at Notre Dame?

Hoop bro #2: Nah man, I don't think the outdoor courts are gonna be good tonight.

Hoop bro #1: You're right. Let's wait until Sunday night. That's when the real hoopers come out.

Hoop bro #2: We should grab a bite to eat. Chipotle sound good?

Hoop bro #1: Hell yes bro. I'm feening for some carnitas.

by SBclayhoops32 March 8, 2012