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Goofy Looking Fool

a guy that is goofy looking usually seen with a hot girl. you can find them from coast to coast usually in malls. GFL's are usually fat or chubby with a scruffy appearance and yellow teeth.
"how did that goofy looking fool get such a hot girl?"
by 666jiggaboo August 27, 2008
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gooey waffle

The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).
Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"

Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)
by natelex February 14, 2009
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Gooey Duck

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)
1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!
by killer jr October 23, 2008
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Goofy

A Lame A$$ N*gga that people take as a joke.
Killa: Aye You see That Goofy Ass Nigga Over There
Pimp: Where
Killa: Right There
Pimp: Oh..... Yeah
Killa: Let’s go Take his Shit
Pimp: Say NoMo
Goofy: You Guys Chill
by Crazy_Loc1 February 3, 2018
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YOU DUN GOOFED

When you've dun something thats just plain stupid.
That Guuuuuuurl: oh WOOPSIES.. I just spilt water all over your desk....my baad...
Me: YOU DUN GOOFED!! CONSEQUENCES...WILL NEVER.BE.THE.SAAME!! O____e
by BabyTanTaniaBobania April 22, 2011
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Goofy Ass

Usually an insult, mainly used when roasting someone.
Boi, if you don't hurry yo' snail built ass up already I finna knock the stupid out yo' goofy ass.
by KillerKReyes December 19, 2016
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gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.
Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!
by Mike March 7, 2005
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