Poopin' the Goose

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".

When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"

by ashep91 March 2, 2023

Gisell

A girl who is way too nice!!!! This Binch treats you like your worthy of life when you know you're trash!!! She's an angel who has too big a heart!!!

That Gisell really makes me want to stay alive another day.

by RACsuf October 3, 2017

goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

Trojan Goose

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.

"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".

by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019

Wild goose chase

See being led in circles

Wild goose chase

by Blake S February 16, 2004

Duck-duck-goose

A fun children's game.

How to play:
Have everybody sit in a circle. Then, choose one person as the 'goose'. That person walks around and taps everybody on the head, labeling them all as 'ducks'. Then, the 'goose' will randomly call someone else the 'goose'. Goose 2 then chases Goose 1 around and around the circle. If Goose 1 manages to get back into their inital spot, then they're safe and Goose 2 starts doing the whole head-tapping thing again. If Goose 1 gets tagged, however, they have to sit in the center of the circle until someone else gets tagged.

Nothing brings on a case of childhood nostalgia like a game of duck-duck-goose!

by RebeccaCS March 16, 2006

Goose Step

Military march originating in Prussia where a stiff leg is kicked high and brought down swiftly. It was used to display the health and strength of soldiers. It is most famous for it's use in Nazi Germany during drills or military parades. Most countries today refuse to use it because it is reminiscent of Nazi Germany. However, it is still used in North Korea and other dictoral countries.

From The Last Crusade:

Nazi General: "What does the journal tell you that it doesn't tell me?"

Dr. Jones: "It tells me that Goose-stepping morons like you should try reading books instead of burning them!"

by Marky Ramone October 13, 2004