fladdle

Someone who always asks for a toke on a spliff, but doesn't even take it in. Therefore wasting good marijuana and causing much anger/distress.

"You're not having one on this Matt, you never even inhale you fuckin' little fladdle!"

by Green Toe Larry February 29, 2008

floodnet

IRC: A swarm of bots, connected either by a script and proxies, or by trojan-infected machines, sent to stream a repeated flood of nonsense in order to disrupt a channel's activities.

<kiddie> Watch this!
<s3360> fl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00dfl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00d
<q2818> fl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00dfl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00d
<m30> fl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00dfl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00d
<b2983> fl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00dfl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00d
<m3243> fl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00dfl00dfl00fl00dfl00dfl00d

by [c0x0r] January 15, 2005

flobdobber

Extremely large and saggy breasts. Sometimes a flobdobber can posess a discustingly large nipple and areola.

Me: Damn Hamilton did you see that bitches tits? Those are so gross but I can't quit staring at them!

Hamilton: Hell ya man, those are definately some saggy-ass flobdobbers!

by Smooth Talker July 9, 2006

Floyd void

A void in one's soul that can only be filled by listening to Pink Floyd's music.

"What are you listening to?"
"Pink Floyd. I'm filling the Floyd void."

by Mac_TC April 6, 2017

Floyd Morrison

An Absolute Unit. Floyd Morrison is a Carpentry God that works within New England. The man can wipe out any Ply-Wood with one Blow of a 20oz. Estewing Hammer. Floyd also teaches Carpentry, he has Taught many people but Tommy Agnelli is one of the most interesting but that’s a story for another day. Now you may be wondering “How is this guy so great” well here is where things get better, He knows who Joe is, “Joe Who?” “JOE MAMAA!” Not only all that but he is a Certified OSHA instructor also he can look at you and you will disappear into thin air because you broke a safety violation... He’s more powerful than Thanos, Big Chungus, and Shaggy at his full power. The Man is like Thor if you took away the lightning and the Hair, but he is a God though. From personal experience I think he might be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Remember that if you run into this man say Hello because why not.👍

Floyd Morrison is the Most Godly human to ever exist there no changing my mind and if you testify me than you will be banished to the realm of forgotten Freshman.

by Mr. Morrison Jr. September 21, 2020

floyd the landlord

George Floyd’s XXX name when he made a sextape with a hood rat whore

Guy: yo man, did u ever see the Floyd the landlord video?
Guy 2: yea bro idk why ppl treat this guy like a saint, he’s literally the black Johnny Sins but no clout

by Gay ngga June 6, 2022

florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.

dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.

by smasha314 August 31, 2017