Motorboat farts

Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.

Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

fart nigga

Nigga whomst smells of fart.

"Damn Jeremy. You smell like a fart nigga!"

by Schlonger 3.5 November 14, 2017

fartache

When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.

Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?

by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009

farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010

fart city

1) an urban metropolis which, instead of being polluted by smog and fuels, is polluted so heavily by the collective stench of the inhabitants' farts

2. a small, contained area which someone has profusely farted, thus creating a toxic, smoky environment filled with fart stench

1. johnny's apartment is located right in the middle of fart city, it really stinks

2. when I am working my retail job, I cropdust and gas up the entire length of the space so the building turns into a fart city

by jonogoldjohnny April 1, 2013

Fartlow

A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨

“She defends Amber Heard, what a fartlow”

“Eve is in my mentions again, i’ve been fartlow’d”

by RightRapid January 4, 2022

Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

by nihn75 November 5, 2011