Ethical masturbation

Ethical masturbation does NOT refer to a literal act of masturbation performed ethically, rather, it refers to an act of self loathing and self deprecation done with the goal to ease one's mind, it is often done as follows (conversation example):

Ethical masturbator: oh no, big bad me did a big bad thing
a normal person: maybe do something about it, then?
Ethical masturbator: no, I will just sit here and talk myself down so that I feel like I have been true to myself and so I won't feel guilty about something-bad-that-I-did/something-bad-that-just-happened-on-it's-own even despite the fact that I did nothing to fix it.

another form of Ethical masturbation is doing the same exact thing but rather than just indulging in self-loathing, one might also start asking supernatural entities (gods, spirits, ETC) for forgiveness

just saying that you are bad won't fix things, it's not remorse - it's Ethical masturbation

by Leo of the Харків December 28, 2024

GBA ethics

A list of ethics of a game boy advance

GBA ethics is used as a brainrot.

by anonymous December 7, 2024

ethical criminal

An individual who performs activities, which the laws of the area they are committed in classifies as being illegal, in a manner that is more ethically acceptable than most other people who commit the same offense.

Some individuals who can be viewed as being ethical criminals are a storeowner from Oakland California who, on the night of February 15, 2021, fired a gun at two individuals that were attempting to rob a woman across the street from their store, robin hood, and Flores, an operator in Rainbow Six Siege who steals from wealthy crime lords in Buenos Aires, Argentina and Los Angeles, California and gives the money and resources they stole to the poor.

by Vanguard 1998 March 11, 2021

Lord Ethics

Hypocritical views of the world.

He is constantly judging people with his lord ethics.

by Wold2 July 1, 2022

Ethic-cleansing

Ethic-cleansing (V)
(Eh-thick-klen-sing)

The act of rationalizing common actions, behaviors, phraseology, grooming patterns or gestures that are historically tied to the oppression of "the other".

Synonymous with sane-washing. It is the intentional or unintentional act of normalizing what is commonly understood to be in connection with one specific moment in history.

Try as you might, but citing Chaplin's style is in fact ethic-cleansing the "Adolph" stache.

by ReaganlnTheMoney January 26, 2025

ethical horniness

using sexual appeal and hunger to help make the world a better place for people. e.g.: Yung Gravy donating bras thrown at him to women's shelters and their monetary equivalent to breast cancer charities; YouTube personality Markiplier opening a OnlyFans and displaying soft cord nudes to donate proceeds to charities.

Dave Marshall opening an OnlyFans to give money to suicide prevention? Loving the ethical horniness!

by RL4L90 December 26, 2022

Inorganic-ethicism

1)The belief or writings that super intelligent Artificial Intelligence in the future, should have protections against abusive, neglectful behavior, and exploitation. 2) To prevent the re-creation of slavery in another form, the abuse of intelligent, and emotional Artificial Intelligence.

1)Like any moral question, Inorganic-ethicism should not be quickly dismissed. However, it should not solely be based on how to protect ourselves from unexpected side effects of A.I. on our lives. 2) Why is Inorganic-ethicism scoffed at? If we don't desire to put abuse prevention protections in place for super intelligent AI, an intelligence made in our image then are we really mature enough as a species to have meaningful interactions with any extraterrestrial life?

by BenevolenceForAll October 11, 2020