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I'm so bored of writing this essay, I hate it more than anything.
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Essay: attempt, try at something; a short piece of writing a specific subject; it is a complete piece of writing that can stand alone; it must make sense to the reader in itself.
Essay: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudion, Biafra, an extraordinarian. He is a man of extraordinary genius; because, God made him so. For the first time at his 12/15 years of age he was invited by God to serve but he didn't do it at his tender age; however, God considered his underage, and at his approximately 26 years of age he was advised by a prophetess to answer God's call and he consented and was anointed as a servant of God in 1983. After his anointment the holyspirit spoke to Jesmion siad, the kingdom of God is belonging to you (access to the kingdom of God)
by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 13, 2017
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i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow
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A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.
Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.
by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019
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the art of extending a single strand of bullshit to create a maximally longer strand of the same bullshit.
Hey, did you finish that bullshit essay?
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.
by Noxillio July 6, 2020
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a word you can use for your homie
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SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.
Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay
by burningme August 14, 2011
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