Empty Suit

A politician who seeks public office, purporting to hold a certain se of beliefs, but in reality Is nothing more than pandering simpleton.

Mitt Romney is no conservative, he's just an empty suit with a blue tie.

by heavymongo September 3, 2012

empty head

Someone who is having temporary memory shut down, often occurs after a night of drinking or gettin stoned, staring into space often occurs when diagnosed with empty headedness!

you empty head! jesus man iv got empty head.

by TheDon March 5, 2004

empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.

Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.

by SR&AB October 1, 2010

empty pocket syndrome

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.

Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer

by dherbig April 19, 2011

empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman

I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

empty word

A word that either:

A) Has no real meaning, or
B) Wouldn’t be used for whatever reason.

Person A: I put my name on Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Why would you do that?
Person A: Because I want to.
Person B: Leave empty words out of the dictionary.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018