Empty Suit

A politician who seeks public office, purporting to hold a certain se of beliefs, but in reality Is nothing more than pandering simpleton.
Mitt Romney is no conservative, he's just an empty suit with a blue tie.
by heavymongo September 04, 2012
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Crawking

The sound a person makes when a penis is inserted too far into the throat, invoking a gag-reflex, typically accompanied by extreme salivation or vomiting.
She was sucking my cock, and when I grabbed her head and pushed it down further, the bitch started crawking!
by heavymongo June 19, 2016
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