Decorating
Decorating by Alopecia February 17, 2023
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Decorating Mahogany
Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
Decorating Mahogany by salu1999 May 25, 2010
Decorating Party
An alternative and discreet way of referring to a load filled, gizz covered sex party or gang bang or orgy or a bukkake when you do not wish to let it be known of your involvement in such taboo activities.
Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Decorating Party by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013
Decorating No.10
"Here Dave, sounds like Big Bazza's been decorating No.10 again. His daughter gave him four grand to settle his tax bill yesterday morning but I'm sure I saw him roll up to the pub in a new motor last night"
Decorating No.10 by Eelandin Klink April 27, 2021
Decorating Tube
A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.
While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.
Decorating Tube by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014
Decorating The Closet
When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.
Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.
Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!
Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.
Decorating The Closet by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011
Decorating the tree
“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
Decorating the tree by Deekp145 December 5, 2019
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