Classic Morritt

A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.

Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt

by megatarsal October 25, 2012

classic whovian

Fans of the older generation of Doctor Who, starting from the 1st Doctor to the 8th Doctor.

George: ....Why is he wearing a trench coat with a long scarf? *Points at John*
Alice: Oh, he's a Classic Whovian!
George: Who?
Alice: Doctor Who; He's a fan of the 4th Doctor, Tom Baker.
John: Want a jelly baby?

by Speedygal December 10, 2013

classic 10

A very standard breakfast plate including bacon, eggs, hash browns or potatoes and toast. Most people have had this before and find it okay, but if you're a special person, you may choose to order it every time you go out to brunch.

For Amy's 40th birthday brunch we were brainstorming what you serve, but decided to stick to the classic 10 because it's her favorite.

by MrMatlock October 4, 2020

Classic Rudy

When your friend does/says something so inexplicably stupid the only available response is "Classic Rudy" *said whilst sighing*.

"Did you hear john wrote an email to the council complaining about tier 2 lockdown, Classic Rudy."

by positively decent October 15, 2020

Classic Binhack

An act of druken stupidity that will leave a person black out drunk after pissing on the walls like an untrained puppy and randomly waking up in a supply closet. Or sucking at fusker.

Dude he pissed on a cop car and woke up in prison. Classic Binhack

by D BOY November 1, 2012

Classic Pro Evo

From humble beginnings as a covert prestige term to describe a type of goal on aforementioned game, this phrase has taken on a life of it's own and now refers to anything painfully obvious, widespread or mainstream.

1. It's Classic Pro Evo to go out drinking every weekend.
2. Arctic Monkeys are now the Classic Pro Evo choice for those with little interest in music. This is not to say it's the band's fault, just a fact of life.

by Taxed & Bailed September 30, 2006

classic bitch

Like a normal bitch but extremely aware of her own bitchyness. Despite being aware she continues being a bitch but in a classy way

Most girls named Elizabeth are a classic bitch

by Tugjob June 29, 2017