Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016

Beheading

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.

I heard Chris got a good beheading.

by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017

noam behavior

when someone thinks the world revolves around them, gets mad at you over nothing and then blocks you, acting like you’re the bad guy <3

A: “he saw my story and wrote a whole paragraph ranting, when it wasn’t even about him. then he blocked me before i could even respond!”
G: “classic noam behavior”

by sweetenergv March 15, 2022

Standard Lesbian Behavior

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.

Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all

by Molly F April 26, 2013

behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

belagitter

This is the act of licking two blunt wraps together at the ends so that they stick together and then you can roll the blunt together so that it is twice as long and that allows the blunt to really resonate and it will begin to burn slow. It might become harsh towards the end, but it will completely get a group of four or five people pretty lit. Although true g's have been known to take them to the face.

Man I feel like shit, I'm gonna go home and roll a belagitter to the face, prob about 2 grams of the stickiest ganga northern cal has to offer.

T Loc: Hey man you want to match a blunt, I just copped a tenner from Geezy.
Deets: Sure bro, actually, lets just make it a belagitter so that we can mix our buds, cuz I got some Super Jack from Green Cross.

T Loc: Nice, do they still give free granola bars.

Deets: Yea and free edibles if you purchase before five.

by ceejmhs February 20, 2010

Behare

behare is a very sweet girl. She does not want to hurt anyone and is very warm-hearted. She is very pretty and has a great character

behare is very direct, you should not mess with her. The boys like her, because of her fantastic character and because she is a special person.

by arianagrandeeeee January 6, 2019