i wanna die 

literally everyone in high school rn... like literally kill me now #nocap

teacher: “homework due tomorrow.”
homework- 5,000 page essay on the Great Depression, study chemistry notes for test tomorrow, 3 pages of work for algebra, study for ACT, go over new basketball plays for state championship, and google classroom assignment for English.
me- “i wanna die”

i wanna die by YayDreyHay January 2, 2019

i don't give a flying fuck 

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

i don't give a flying fuck by chiet December 11, 2013

I don't fuck with you 

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

I don't fuck with you by LeiDomingues July 31, 2016

I have the power of god and anime on my side 

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the power of god and anime on my side by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

I Move Away From The Mic To Breathe In 

The action in which Tay Zonday partakes in during the Chocolate Rain video on Youtube. Often proceeded with a pair of asteriks, reasons for this are yet unknown.

**I move away from the mic to breathe in.

In chocolate rain, Tay Zonday **moves away from the mic to breathe in.

**I move away from the ____ to ____

I Move Away From The Mic To Breathe In by Sacrelicious September 17, 2007

I'm rich, bitch! 

Phrase used to assert one's authority and superiority.

I'm Dave Chappelle. You don't know who I am? I'm rich, bitch!

I'm rich, bitch! by Turb Unit March 1, 2004

I was all 

Expression commonly used in place of "...and I said", when re-enacting a past conversation in a current one. Usually followed with the response to said conversational dialogue in the form of "and (s)he was all".

"Well, I was all, omigawd, he is SO buff!" Candi explained to her friend, Maria. "And she was all, 'you're totally right about that. fa shizzle.'"

I was all by JT October 28, 2003