one eyed wonder worm 

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

one eyed wonder worm by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

In one eye and out the other 

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

In one eye and out the other by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

brown eye stinger

to have the bathroom door kicked open and get pimp slapped while taking a shit.

I just sat down on the pot when some guy put a brown eye stinger on me so hard I shit my whole load in one shot.

brown eye stinger by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006

Porno eyes 

Eyes (mostly on a female), that makes one think of a blowjob. Mostly known from different pornographic movies, where a girl is on her knees, giving a blowjob while looking the guy in the eyes.

Also just said about very seductive eyes.

Kasper: "Oh my God check out that girl!"
Mark: "Wow! Let's wait till she turns around."
*girl turns and bashes eyelids*
Kasper: "She's even got porno eyes :O!"
Mark: "She completes me" :x

Porno eyes by Kasper Hors March 16, 2008

polishing the one eyed gopher 

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

polishing the one eyed gopher by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006

septic eye 

Referring to the youtuber, Jacksepticeye.

Do you want to go and watch the septic eye with me?

septic eye by MrFrank42 October 31, 2016

Penis Eyes 

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"

Penis Eyes by Lulu Thompson January 5, 2009