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1 definition by
Ninety2iamsam
Top Definition
polishing the one eyed gopher
To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by
Ninety2iamsam
June 19, 2006
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