Microscam

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.

1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

microsoft

The company whose products (including programming languages, operating systems, and productivity software titles) form the backbone of modern computing.

Microsoft is a fine example of 'horizontal growth'.

by Shanya Almafeta May 9, 2003

microsoft windows

despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.

almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.

example must include the term microsoft windows

by borstalbreakout September 22, 2006

Microsoft word

The most technical pice of shit in the world dosen't even know the names of most mythlogical creatures

???????????? I hate this thing??????

by pyroman6 April 1, 2005

microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.

With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

russian microwave

when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.

son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!

by dominic b November 6, 2008

mccroskey

A nutsack that hangs low, looking almost distended; as in:

"Since I am getting older my McCroskey has forced me to have the plumber lower my toilet water because my balls get wet every time I take a shit"

by Spacemonkey April 23, 2006