Microscam 

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. A scam perpetrated by Microsoft.

1. So what attack on civilization is Microscam plotting this month?
2. Bill Gates' sleazy patent war is one of his most sensational Microscams.

Microscam by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

microscopic business by PWS27 April 8, 2017

mirscamda 

A person who tricks people into doing things they dont want to do and prefers to communicate through memes.

Hey check out that Mirscamda over there laughing at memes while we do all the dirty work!

mirscamda by Hrd2gtt March 20, 2019

Microshafted 

To be screwed out of the reasonable expectation that your Microsoft software will work as intended and to discover to your horror that your software has more security holes than Swiss cheese.

David said we were Microshafted again because the MS NT server crashed and that we lost all the mission critical data.

Microshafted by symonsez March 31, 2003

Microshaft 

Buying a Microsoft product and getting the "shaft"

Another "most secure ever" OS only to find out we've been Microshafted again

Microshaft by lore November 13, 2003

Microsawse 

When Microsoft releases something awesome, it is not made by Microsoft. It is made by Microsawse.

Windows XP is Microsawse!
or
Xbox 360 is Microsawse!

Microsawse by Sawseking01010 November 28, 2010

microscreening 

When a Bronx Science student tries to hide their krunker.io game by shrinking the window and using the alt+tab function to hide it from Mr. Rainford

"Dylan stop microscreening before I give you a zero for the last three months of projects

microscreening by WolverineEye6969 February 28, 2020