Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019

surprise hammer

The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it

Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.

by FirestormJ September 7, 2019

Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job

I went bang bang wit da hammer on dat fool

by Real deal20 September 11, 2019

LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019

Hammer

When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer

Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night

Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

by krvenzz October 7, 2019

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019