you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

you wouldn't steal a car by DisgustingWeebs February 19, 2017

small penis car 

Also applies to humongous "manly" vehicles that are not allowed to wear dirt, let alone get driven on it. Glossy Hummers, pinstriped pickups, and similar macho-but-impractical trucks and SUVs that cruise cities and suburbs.

The Hummer is the most useless vehicle ever built; it's the ultimate small penis car.

small penis car by JimDD April 14, 2006

Red Car Small Penis 

The tendency for men with small penises to drive red sports cars to overcompensate for their lack of manhood, when all this does is attract negative attention, especially from girls, who immediately think: Red Car Small Penis!

One girl to another: Check out the red car!

Another: Check out the dude driving the red car!

Both girls: Red car small penis!!!!

Red Car Small Penis by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009

Natty Car Bomb 

Dropping a shot of Natural Light beer into a glass of Natural Light beer and chugging it.

Damn, Elliott just dropped a Natty Car Bomb. He's going to be mildly inebriated.

Natty Car Bomb by NattyCarBomb February 24, 2009

White people stole my car 

One of the hottest search terms on Google during April 2010. Apparently using Google to search this term would result in Google suggesting "Do you mean black people stole my car?" This has now been fixed by Google to not display this particular suggestion.

Originally the phrase was used by spammers and malware sites - clicking on many of the sites that come up for this search term will infect the users machine.

Dude, when I Googled "white people stole my car" nothing came up. Google then suggested that black people did it.

White people stole my car by monkeypooper April 14, 2010

Tard car

One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!

Tard car by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010

Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.

Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."

Doctor Car by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018