Issac Young Middle School 

the dumbest school on (possibly) this entire planet! Hmm where shouuld i begin? oh yeah lets start with the kids! The kids are dumb as a pile of bricks or dog turd.The girls are complete sluts and dress like they're going to party hard and they are OLYMPIC-LEVEL BITCHES.They do nothing but start catfights with each other!,usally about a boyfriend or a facebook photo and the comments.But not all of them are bitches.Some of them and very nice and funny to be around and such.And THEY (the stupid girls)must wear forever21/ambercrombie/hollister/juicy/PINK. The boys are not much better either.They are either horny or just plain douchebags.They like to make out with the girls or touch their butt/breasts.Or they either make fun of the girls and try to beat them up.Nuff said bout the boys.the school its self is like a concrete prision.there are roaches in the locker room and smells too.And in gym class you dont even do anything! you just sit there like a rock and do nothing! suppodedly they are taking atenndence but they talk about.
The teachers are pretty decent.But some of them are sketchy....And some of them even ....you know hook up in the copy room.And the lockers are covered (on the inside) with stickers and graphiti. and the janitors curse the kids out A LOT when they step on the newly mopped floors.And the bathrooms are covered in sex talk like: I am going to suck dick today or,I am going to have sex with (insert some boys name).
DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!!

***Football Field:12:25pm*****
Kiki:I saw you making out with Tyrone in Lincoln Park!
Chantelle:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I SAW THAT PICTURE OF YOU ON FACEBOOK AT NEW ROC, TOTALLY WASTED!
Kiki:Oh its soo on you WHORE ASS BITCH!!
crowd: FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!
****New Gym:1:00pm****
Layla:Hey,whats up,Ricki?
Ricki:Why did you dress in your uniform?
Layla:Huh?
Ricki:You know we just sit here and do nothing in gym right here at issac,right?
Layla:No...... Im new here,remember?
Ricki:Oh, wanna talk about that new boy band?
Layla:oh....sure.
****Centre Ave 2:30pm**
Jonnie:Yo,girl wanna suck my package?
Vicki:Sure,just let me dress in my "special" clothes first..
***Copy Room 3:30pm***
Male teacher:So....what do you wanna do besides copy....
Female teacher:Well lets play teacher....(takes off clothes)
Male teacher:Oh..mmmmhmmmm......(takes off his clothes)
Penny:I know i left my coat here somewhere...
Yasmin:why dont you check the lost and found?
Penny:oh...ok!
Penny:Yo..you hear that Yasmin?
Yasmin: Oh..it sound like moaning and panting...
Penny:probably the bathroom
Penny: O MY LORD WHAT IN THE HELLS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yasmin:Yo,penny what you yellin a- WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
Female teacher-it not what it looks lik-
Yasmin: YO MAN IS EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL HORNY OR WHAT?????
Typical Issac Young Middle School

Issac Young Middle School by cupcakesandtiffany August 17, 2012

The Young Turks 

The Young Turks was a once awesome progressive news show on YouTube hosted by Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian with over 3 million subscribers and 3 billion views. Founded by Cenk Uygur in 2002, it was dubbed "the first internet news show" and as a result became very successful. Their success however has been halted, as the show is now past its prime and the ratings are not nearly as good. Unfortunately, for the past few years TYT has taken a steady decline. As of late, they have embraced SJW culture and feminism and are ruining what it means to be a progressive, by embracing regressivism instead. In addition to that, they have also become polarizing and extremely liberal as they slander Trump and the Republican Party at every chance they get. And embarrassingly enough, they have become so careless and slanted in their coverage that other YouTube channels have debunked their videos countless times, exposing the logical inaccuracies in each video. Perhaps the only redeemable thing that they have done recently is endorse Bernie Sanders. But other than that, TYT is past its prime and is getting PROGRESSIVEly worse as we speak.

Darren: I'm watching the Election coverage right now.

Mike: On your phone?

Darren: I'm watching the Young Turks.

Mike: Oh, I haven't watched them since 2014, they've taken a decline.

The Young Turks by ShutUpBitchBam November 28, 2016

Vince Young 

Vince Young, a current NFL starting quarterback for the Tennessee Titans. He grew up in Huston,TX, and played football all his life. He is most well known for his amazing 2006 Rose Bowl victory over the USC Trojans(41-39)who had a 39 game winning streak. Vince Young then had a controvesal "wonderlick" test results that made him seem like a very unintelligent player, and possibly affected his draft choice. Through the controversie, the Titans still decided to draft Vince as the 3rd pick of the 2006 NFL draft. As taking over starting qb for the titans in week 6, he has lead his team from a 0-5 record to a 8-7 record as of 12/24/2006. His team is a playoff contender as he continues to show his excellence in the NFL.

"Vince Young, the man, the myth, the legend"

Vince Young by matthealy December 31, 2006

will young 

Reference to a male homosexual, after the famous pop idol winner (who announced he was gay after winning)

I'm sure that Darren guy is a bit 'Will Young'

will young by cunt0s October 3, 2006

Angus Young 

Lead guitarist of AC/DC. Has incredible skill. His sole function on this earth is to play the guitar

Guy 1: Dude, Angus Young is crazy!
Guy 2: I know! Look at him! It doesn't even look like he can talk!
Guy 1: He's such a f***ing animal!
Guy 2: Literally!
(Laughs)
Guy 1: I don't think he counts as a human...
Guy 2 (In awe as Angus starts his seizure act while soloing): Yeah...

Angus Young by guitarchild October 24, 2008

Neil Young 

Worst songwriter ever. Lynard Skynrd pwn3d him in Sweet Home Alabama.

SOUTHERN MAN IS UTTER TRASH!

Neil Young by RHFiend July 11, 2005

The Young Knives 

A simply awesome band from Ashby De La Zouch, Leicestershire. The bnd members are: Henry Dartnall (vocals and guitar), Thomas Dartnall, also called 'House Of Lords' (vocals and bass) and Oliver Askew (drums and backing vocals).

I'm going to see the Young Knives at Loughborough Student Union! Yeah!

The Young Knives by Lewis505 December 26, 2008