Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

Human life

I mean... You had a lot more to say about the plagiarism. I don't know what to tell you.

Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

human lawnmower

You are a fucking cow if your called this.

YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by anonymous February 24, 2023

human bad

A phrase mocking people that claim humans are inherently evil with no actual argument or evidence, stated in reply to the claim in bad syntax to make the OP seem dumb. the person being mocked is usually an edgelord seeking validation through self-loathing and is basing their view of humanity on social media, ignoring how diverse humans are in real life. sometimes this is also done to boost their personal agenda and get angry that others' opinions don't perfectly align with it. The claims by the OP can often be found in comment sections of youtube videos discussing the Fermi paradox or about odd human behaviors.

comment: Aliens will never visit us because we're all stupid.
reply: "Remember kids, human bad!" please touch some grass and stop clogging up the discussion.

by dirtwashere March 19, 2023

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023

human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023