(v.) Overzealously removing anal beads from one's ass, as in pulling the start cord of a lawn mower, which may often times result in the loss of bowel control.
Instead of plopping them out one at a time as one is supposed to as is proper anal bead etiquette, he lawn mowered her corn hole. To which she replied, "Fuck me in the shit!", and so he did.
by jason just January 5, 2005
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Ron Howard: (sniffing Homer's breath) Do I smell vodka ... and wheatgrass?
Homer: It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?
Homer: It's called a lawnmower, I invented it, do you want one?
by Cintari May 18, 2008
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A sexual manuever in which an individual has his/her partner pull large anal beads out of their ass so fast and hard it looks like they are trying to start a lawnmower.
by PlayDoc October 25, 2006
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by The Chronic Method May 17, 2016
Get the Lawnmower mug.When one pulls out anal beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. May cause extreme flatus and defication.
Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," Monty gave him the lawnmower. There was p00p all over that d00d.
by the d00d September 25, 2006
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Get the lawnmower mug.A male/female is performing oral pleasure upon a female. The female in question has a pussy that looks like Hagred super glued his beard to it. And the party giving the oral proceeds to bite the hair off.
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