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Gynaecologist 

Best job in the whole world that involves using a speculum to hold a vagina open and see how it is. This also involves sticking your fingers up there. Also you work in an oriface
I went to the Gynaecologist today and it felt wonderful. I had six orgies.
Gynaecologist by Dr. James Stevenson December 29, 2007

gynecologist 

Pussy doctor
Gynecologist is a fucking pussy doctor, what better explanation can you get?
gynecologist by partydude67 January 22, 2014

amateur gynecologist 

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...
While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

gynocologist 

A minge inspector.
oh that poor gynocologist, he has the same problem as the pizza delivery man; they can both smell it but they can't eat it.
gynocologist by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

guynecologist 

A male gynecologist. Sometimes referred to as a Man-OB-GYN or dudestetrician.
Meg: It's time for my yearly pap smear.

Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?

Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
guynecologist by FallythePally June 20, 2010

gynocologist 

1.The craftiest bastards on the planet.
The only men who get paid by sexy women to inspect their vaginas.
2. The only men who have seen more cunts than rock stars.
See genius
"Wanna have the job of staring at pussies all day? You should become a gynocologist."
gynocologist by Fortis May 4, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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