fit bird 

British English for Hot Chick

Brit: Me and my mates are going to check out the talent and see if there are any fit birds.

Yank: Aight, I think there are some hot chicks.

fit bird by d-rizzle512 March 15, 2009

Larry Bird 

He shot the basketball for our sin of rooting for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

On April 15, 1979 Larry Bird resurrected the game of basketball.

Larry Bird by 33sirhc January 25, 2004

Flappy bird 

A disturbingly addictive game created by Satan himself. If you choose to play this game, yet do not have the willpower to delete it, you will either burn in the ninth circle of hell or smash your phone. More likely the latter. The bird looks like a cross of a shrunken Seasame Street character and a minecraft chicken. You must tap him, for he can't seem to get his pixilated body to fly by itself, to make him fly through badly spaced pipes that someone should probably call a plumber to fix. I digress. Just don't play flappy bird if you aren't prepared for the satanic repercussions.

*Plays flappy bird* *finds self in the ninth circle of hell, burning at the stake*

Flappy bird by XxxPrettyOddxxX February 13, 2014

a little bird told me 

Someone told me, but I'm not telling you who it is

1)Me: "Mike and Erin got married!"
Casey: "I know. A little bird told me".

2) Parent: "A little bird told me that you have been smoking".
Child (embarassed): "Mother/Father!"
Parent: "Cigarettes are a waste of money just to be burned up!"

a little bird told me by Karen Stickney October 30, 2007

Cumming Bird

When a male is doing doggy style with the girl faces outside a open window. When the male is about to bust, he proceeds to throw the girl outside the window. She then bounces off a trampoline under the window straight up back to the window she was pushed off. Finally, in midair, when the girl reaches level with the window, the male bustes his jizz on the girl's face, tits, ass, or mouth.

Damn, last monday my girl and i did the cumming bird.

Cumming Bird by Princesss_something, j.buenoo November 7, 2017

Sober as a bird 

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.

Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.

Sober as a bird by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011

Cheeseburger Bird 

A bird that is a Lake Tahoe Native, you will never see the bird, but after staying up all night at the Casinos drinking and gambling you will hear it on your way back to the cabin. It sounds like CHEEESE-- BURGER!!!! Ask any local and they will all tell.

Tourist " Mr. Wilson, did you hear that bird this morning?'

Local "Well of couse I did Taco, That's the CheeseBurger Bird!"

Toursit "But I never see the damn bird Mr. Wilson"

Local "You never willl!!"

Cheeseburger Bird by PastaChingata June 25, 2010