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This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.
Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.
by Hubert Banx October 23, 2011
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