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Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 is the word that gives every d-boy PTSD when he entered the entrance zone.
D-boy: *Enters entrance zone*

Intercom: *boop boop* Mobile task force unit epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been recontained. *eeeeeeeekkk*
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black

Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!
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an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Adam Goh June 7, 2021
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Cassandrian task

Dealing with people you know won't listen to you, despite being provided accurate information, and watching them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start.

(Often witnessed in customer service or technical support)
Releasing this new feature was a Cassandrian task.
by Luk164 May 24, 2025
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Task dragging

A workplace behavior where an employee intentionally slows down their work pace—often under the guise of thoroughness or caution—to delay starting a new task, align idle time with scheduled breaks, or avoid additional workload. Common tactics include stretching simple tasks, repeating non-essential steps, and selectively working efficiently only when motivated or supervised. Frequently observed in environments with low task oversight and time-based productivity expectations, such as CNC operations or manufacturing roles.
Edd is task dragging again.
by Can’t make it up October 9, 2025
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cassandrean task

when you have to deal with people you know won't listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
Todd: god taking to bill is such a cassandrean task sometimes

Paul: i know right, no matter what you say he refuses to listen
by Fadedlizard April 20, 2024
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