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selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
by lindylou22 August 28, 2009
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Selenator

A fan of Selena Gomez, someone who loves and supports her through everything and will always be there for her.
"Did you hear Selena talking about her Selenators?"

"Yeah, she proved that it is pronounced Sellen-ator, not Sel-ee- nuh-ter!"
by kaschu November 19, 2015
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Selena

A Selena is a loyal, quiet, and good natured person. A confidant and a partner in crime. See Bonnie and Clyde. You can always find a Selena dressed to the 9 and lookin fine. See Sleek Selena. She is SO nice, sweet, and makes time for anyone who looks in her peripheral direction. See Sexy Time. A real breath of fresh air.
Selena
by madmommy December 13, 2010
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selection loop

This often uncontrollable disorder is the act of continuously and repetitiously highlighting random bits of computer-based text with a mouse and cursor while reading the text, causing a continually changing blue-box selection outline to appear over the inverted text.

While this act of visual obsessive compulsion is calming to the individual with mouse control, it can often be frustrating and debilitating to anyone observing the act or attempting to read the material on a shared computer screen.

This disorder can be troublesome when text is editable because text is often accidentally dragged into different areas unbeknownst to the suffering individual.
Nate had trouble reading the computer text over Greg's shoulder because he was deep into a selection loop.
by QualityMeats October 3, 2011
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selecao

its selecao vs usa in world cup
by NIZ0 June 28, 2009
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Naturopathical Selection

An evolutionary mechanism that weeds stupid people out of the gene pool because they followed the advice given by a naturopath.
"Yeah.. My son Timmy had cancer but the naturopath treated him with Rosemary... By the time we found out that he had cancer, and that Rosemary was only good for making a tasty lamb roast, it was too late. Another victim of naturopathical selection I guess...."
by roidzo February 8, 2010
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SELENE

Beast as fuck. Fabulous. Queen. Hilarious. No one hates her.
Jose: "Selene is beast asf! I would love to be like Selene."
by Coolchick2113 March 20, 2017
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