a- gender (ex) male/female
b- act that is making virgins the fastest dying species.
c- how you were made
d- what people do when bored
b- act that is making virgins the fastest dying species.
c- how you were made
d- what people do when bored
a- is your sex male or female?
b- they are the fastest dying species, they cant reproduce.
c- one magical night years and years ago, you parents conceived you.
d- im bored, your bored....lets fuck ;)
b- they are the fastest dying species, they cant reproduce.
c- one magical night years and years ago, you parents conceived you.
d- im bored, your bored....lets fuck ;)
by xslipxintoxtragedyx June 29, 2009

christine:hey sharon
Sharon:Hiya. How have you been?
christine:at the moment I'm horny.
sharon:*looks around* Oh really?
christine:yeah. and I've been a bad girl and my pussy needs to be punished.
Sharon walked over and wrapped her arms around christine.
she unsnapped the button on her jeans and christine blushed.
"I think I can be of service." sharon replied. Christine's jeans fell to the floor, and sharon started to help christine undress. she pushed christine and she fell on the couch. She bent her head over christine's crotch and started to eat her out. christine moaned at the top of her lungs. "I'm hungry too, you know." christine said. sharon stood, and stripped down. she lied on the couch and spread her legs. christine fingered her pussy for a while, then kiss sharon square on the mouth. she bent her head and kissed her collarbone, she kissed the base of her breast and tongued her nipple, she kissed her belly, and her naval. She reached her pussy and slid her tongue in and out. sharon moaned with pleasure. christine lifted her head and let some spit spill into her pussy. she went back to tonguing her pussy.
they had sex until they passed out.
Sharon:Hiya. How have you been?
christine:at the moment I'm horny.
sharon:*looks around* Oh really?
christine:yeah. and I've been a bad girl and my pussy needs to be punished.
Sharon walked over and wrapped her arms around christine.
she unsnapped the button on her jeans and christine blushed.
"I think I can be of service." sharon replied. Christine's jeans fell to the floor, and sharon started to help christine undress. she pushed christine and she fell on the couch. She bent her head over christine's crotch and started to eat her out. christine moaned at the top of her lungs. "I'm hungry too, you know." christine said. sharon stood, and stripped down. she lied on the couch and spread her legs. christine fingered her pussy for a while, then kiss sharon square on the mouth. she bent her head and kissed her collarbone, she kissed the base of her breast and tongued her nipple, she kissed her belly, and her naval. She reached her pussy and slid her tongue in and out. sharon moaned with pleasure. christine lifted her head and let some spit spill into her pussy. she went back to tonguing her pussy.
they had sex until they passed out.
by Blonde_Lesbian April 13, 2008

me and my boyfriend were talking dirty on the fone. so we decided he would come to my house to swim and do that stuff. so he comes to my house and we imidiatly start kissing. so he takes off my top and bottoms and sucks on my nipples. i let out a little groan. so i go underwater and take his shorts off. and i say get on the ladder. he does so his dick is rock hard now and he is up in the air. so i blow him with a intensity and he is groanin and then cums in my mouth. i swallow all of it and kiss his penis and blow on it. he shudders and says please what can i do for you. all i say is get inside me big boy. so he is rubbin around my clit and puts it inside me. hes @ it and kissing me and hes squeezing my boobs and then i orgasm and he does as well so then i say come upstairs with me. so we get out of the pool and collect our suits and put towels on and go up to the house. so i grab his hand and pull him into my bathroom. i take him in the shower and drop my towel. he is just starring @ me in awe of my body. so i take his towel off him and turn the water on hot. he says for me to lay down and spread my legs. i do and he gets down and eats me out. then i get out wash his cum off me. and we go to my bed room. i lay down soaking wet and say fuck me. he does this for 3 hours. then he had to get dressed and go home. he cumed for me 5 times and i orgasmed 6 times. it was the best sex ever!
by hermine granger!!!!! July 6, 2011

by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009

scared child 1:SEX!They told me they were wrestling... *sob*
scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now
scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now
by Colinator October 13, 2007

n. A moderately pleasurable activity that human beings, especially males, go to extremely ridiculous lengths to achieve for any period of time.
by NWAfuhshuh February 15, 2009

Tired of the definition of sex?
by uttam maharjan July 7, 2010
