mount olive 

upper middle class town in north jersey where the sports teams suck but everyone shows up for the football games anyway, just because they want to pregame in the parking lot (oh yea, what parking lot?) The junior class thinks they are the senior class and the senior class always ends up at CCM. Our school has no rivals because we are not good enough at sports but yet we make up our own rivalries. Oh, and the 6th graders are more likely to be pregnant than the seniors.

Where the fuck is Mount Olive?

mount olive by Cranberrytheprincipal May 26, 2006

Mount Saint Helens 

When you shart and jizz at the same time.

Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.

Mount Saint Helens by Merrick and Smitty January 28, 2010

Mount Saint Blumpkin 

An overhaul to the traditional blumpkin, in which the receiver of the oral sex is performing an upper-decker (Shitting in the tank of the toilet). While the other participating member is straddling the toilets lower bowl A.C. Slater style, taking a shit while servicing the other.

She promised to give me a mount saint blumpkin if I agreed to watch twilight.

I've been watching a lot of "saved by the bell" lately, it's really got me craving a mount saint blumpkin.

Mount Saint Blumpkin by Clarence Carter be Strokin August 9, 2011

Mount Pleasant High School 

one of the worst schools in the country located in western Pennsylvania it is filled with a bunch of pot heads that are smoking in or outside on school grounds. Too many sluts to go around that will do anything for ur dick. And jocks that don’t know the difference between their two ass checks and their ass crack. Will do anything to fuck their girlfriends and these dipshits we call jocks will drive someone to kill themselves. The teachers are just terrible literally gave up on teaching and will pick on the kids here. Don’t come here this school literally cause u to have severe depression!

Oh mount pleasant high school back at it again being retarted with ur terrible staff and students who can’t control themselves

Mount Pleasant High School by mountpleasantsucksbutt.com January 18, 2018

Mount Laurel 

A south Jersey town where nothing ever happens. Mount Laurel is just a place to wait till the Jersey Shore gets warm again. Essentialy, the grundle of New Jersey.

Those Mount Laurel kids had a party and, surprise surpise, nothing happened.

Mount Laurel by Sabastian Davis July 30, 2008

Mount Pleasant Masterpiece 

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.

That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful

Mount Pleasant Masterpiece by analagous October 10, 2009

Mount and do it 

"Mount and do it" is a term used by adolensent boys whole crave dating a girl named Julia. Often times friends will encourage eachother to "mount and do it" or more commonly know as ask out.

Friend of person with interest: MOUNT AND DO IT!
Friend with interest: shhhhh!

Mount and do it by Imabossassbitch(max) December 6, 2013