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The American version of cricket. Often focused around the MLB (Major League Baseball, mostly american teams) where there are overpaid, underworked "athletes". Most noted for lax restrictions on performance-enhancing drugs in its top players and its likelihood of most players to be on the injured list for injuries that would be laughed at in other sports (cuts, scrapes, strains...etc) Often is very boring, athletes will only play in nice weather (game called on account of rain is never heard in any other sport). Juggernauts such as the yankees, who's team is worth over 1 billion dollars pay for a dream team who rarely performs.
Man 1- Want to go watch the baseball game?
Man 2- I'd rather shoot myself in the foot.
by Cranberrytheprincipal May 21, 2006
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Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
After the Cold War, the Avtomat kalashnikov -47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
by Cranberrytheprincipal May 21, 2006
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upper middle class town in north jersey where the sports teams suck but everyone shows up for the football games anyway, just because they want to pregame in the parking lot (oh yea, what parking lot?) The junior class thinks they are the senior class and the senior class always ends up at CCM. Our school has no rivals because we are not good enough at sports but yet we make up our own rivalries. Oh, and the 6th graders are more likely to be pregnant than the seniors.
by Cranberrytheprincipal May 21, 2006
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