Mugging

To take a coffee mug and beat someones fucking head in and steal their money.

" I just got done mugging that addicted caffeine consumer"

by captainoftheaquila August 13, 2014

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 3, 2019

modging

In the art of making a cup of tea, the stimulation or titillation of the teabag in the cup in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clenching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques.

Here pet, get the biscuits ready, I'm just modging the teas.

by apesg May 27, 2020

Morging

- Verb: To clasp household pets tightly in the arms, esp. with affection; embrace.

See also, morged, morger, morges.

The man was morging the cat, much to its distaste.

by Mr Daydream January 26, 2009

Megging

To hump. Or to thurst forwards onto an object/person.

Girl #1: Hi! I megged with Josh last night! He's so good at megging!
Girl #2: Thats great, me and Jarred meg all the time now!

by CornyUnicorn August 23, 2009

Moggins

The act of cutting off one's penis, usually in a public place such as a restaurant or a bus station, during a fit of rage.

An unnecessarily large knife is often used to enhance the effect, and the 'Mogger' may choose to then consume the amputated genitalia for the same reason.

Should be used in the context 'to go Moggins'.

If she gives me any more hassle about that spreadsheet I'm just going to go Moggins on her ass...

by CaptainSplatpants October 31, 2011

culinary mugging

The feeling a customer has when s/he has received the bill at the end of a meal, to find "the special" was three times the price of other dishes, and the price of the meal was four times more expensive than it should have been

"How much? For this rubbish?!!! You are a bunch of culinary muggers

After the meal I felt like I had experienced a Culinary Mugging

by Greengage December 21, 2009