Ghoulish Gluck Gluck

Intense oral sex from a ghost or any other phantom-like deceased creature.

Fred: I got some good ghoulish gluck gluck at that haunted house last night.

Ted: What??

Fred: Yeah that poltergeist sucked me off real good.

Ted: Bro, are you high?

by Bostwick_ February 2, 2023

Gucker

A person who isn't all too special or is of little importance; a background person.

"Nobody really showed for the party, just a couple guckers."

by wysiwyg January 10, 2004

gucked

It means your computer is horny.

Bob: Dude I think my computer has a mind of its own, fatblackchicks.com just opened up
Rob: Nah dude, your computer is just totally gucked

by TotallyGuck February 13, 2009

Guck

The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.

The male derivative of the word Gunt.

Short form for cock-gut.

Gut + Cock = Guck.

Also known as a Gick.

Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.

I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.

Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.

by Chib Chakan September 16, 2005

gucking fenius

What you call someone when they state the obvious about something that clearly is obvious to everyone else.

Tom and Bill are talking one day when Tom says to Bill:

"Hey Bill I was watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy the other day. I think those five guys are gay."

Bill replies: "Really Tom? Gee your a gucking fenius!"

by dfisher February 6, 2006

Guckenspechiel

A Guckenspchiel (guk-en-spee-she-el) is a noun denoting the fact that something cannot be researched by searching it on a conventional search engine (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, etc...)

It is so called because as of 24.03.10, Guckenspchiel does not produce any search results.

-Did you try googling it?

-Yeah man, but it's a total Guckenspechiel.

by roseaposie March 25, 2010

guck

A wet stinky mushy turd that peeks out of the water in the toilet bowl (mostly dark in color)

He had to make a guck before his shower.

by gayjo October 12, 2006