doofus

Umm A Proper Retarded Doofus

completely retarded doofus that doesnt know anything but seems to think they are always right

by cupcake11 November 9, 2009

doofus face

f-tard, completely dumb and slow!

Melissa is a doofus face!

by ngkhatu April 20, 2008

Doofus

Any breed of large, mean looking dog such as an American Bulldog, Pitbull, Staffordshire Terrier, etc. These dogs are known for brute strength and tough looking appearance, however they are really just loveable little goofs.

Danielle: I was walking the dog this morning and I saw another Doofus in the neighborhood, except he was solid white.

by Dwad! April 7, 2010

doofus

a crap game wer u take ages making a character and can never go on it

2. an idiot

3. an idiot who plays doofus

only doofuses play doofus u doofus

by inquisitor kantor March 5, 2008

doobs

Dorsal Boobs: globs of fat, taking on the appearance of nippleless breast, found on the back of obesse women when enhanced and scultped by a halter top.

Look at the doobs on the back of that fat chick with the white halter top on coming out of Wal-Mart

by Daddyrat April 2, 2010

Doofus

The pinnacle of being a blonde; a girl with no clue; oftentimes nieve (though sometimes in an endearing way); a person who likes bad basketball teams, any girl named Katie.

Yep, her name's Katie...she must be a doofus.

She just picked UNC to win at basketball, she must be a doofus.

That girl just dyed her hair blonde, as if we didn't already know she's a doofus.

by theman85004 December 9, 2008

doobison

doobie, spliff. joint
bilbison

"lets blaze a doobison, get chinese eyed"

by modges September 6, 2005