by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012
A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.
Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.
by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017
Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?
Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.
Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.
by Blumpkinlover553 December 05, 2016
Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.
by fishman802 August 10, 2013
Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.
by mschaffer April 28, 2006
Masturbating while taking a shit
Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
by danglyballzjohn June 06, 2015
Oh my god you scared the shit out of me Ghost Blumpkin!
by BWB-Bookie July 05, 2010