blumpkin

Blum pumpkins with blue hues

i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.

by joliketurtle August 08, 2024

freak kin

The kin of a freak. The child or descendant of a freak in the sheets. One that was destined to be a freak from birth. There was never another way, and they didn't know until it was too late.

My daughter keeps humping the couch. I don't know what to do. Maybe bc she's freak kin.

by joliketurtle August 08, 2024