IkeaSquid's definitions

Diddler

Diddler is a newer term coined from P. Diddy, as he had a sexual assault case involving a minor. If you're called a diddler, you're more than likely being compared to P. Diddy, and your current actions are probably illegal or taboo

"I heard Jason got in trouble for sexting a minor..."
"I didn't know he was a diddler!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024

Blumpkin

A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.

"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024